A lawyer from a prestigious firm in Switzerland reached out to me on my second phone number that I used for crypto/business I hadn’t used it in so long I forgot I still had the e-SIM He didn’t know me by my name but as “Beni” Asked me if I still did OTC trades in Switzerland I was too intrigued to say no so I went with it Lawyer: “Can you tell me what daily volume you can handle in cash EUR/CHF daily and the fees associated. Is KYC really necessary for such a thing ? If so what would your procedures be like ?” Me: We do legally have to enforce KYC yes, and above 15’000CHF we legally have to follow the full AMLA protocol, but the procedures vary between individual investors and institutional investors Lawyer: “I see… Well in that case the entity would be a Cook Islands international trust” Lmfao I love Swiss lawyers they’re like the old Swiss bankers before they got nerfed Boomers is this what the 80s were like ? If you don’t understand why that’s funny Google “Cook Islands APT” Jokes aside now, which one of you sent him my details lmfao because it had to be one of you if he knew me as Beni I am not mad tho that made my day But whoever you are, assessing from what I was told, good luck because it sounds like you’re not having the best of time right now If it’s a divorce youll be fine, if it’s the government… Anyhow, stay strong soldier

As usual since my life is a joke I have to share proof otherwise there is no way you lot would believe me These are the text messages he sent me to get in contact I obviously redacted what needed to be redacted but it should be sufficient